Elvis Squirrely found alive at laundromat in Amsterdam
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Elvis Squirrely found alive at laundromat in Amsterdam

The long-thought-dead Elvis Squirrely has been found in a laundromat in Amsterdam. An interview with the music legend revealed he has been playing jazz in clubs under the alias “Oscar Squirrelson”.

“I’ve always liked Jazz,” he said, “but everyone wanted me to be the ‘King of Nut and Roll’. Faking my death was the only way to follow my true calling.”

February 9, 2016

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