Squirrels granted land ownership

Squirrels granted land ownership

Squirrels have legally been granted the right to own land.

“It’s been a long time coming,” said a spokesperson for NUTS (National Unified Trust for Squirrels). “We’ve been lobbying for this since I was a little squirrel.”

However, not everyone is pleased with the recent development.

“They’re pests!” said one human homeowner. “I mean they probably like living in trees better anyway.”

February 9, 2016

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