Gas prices have been rising steadily throughout 2015, culminating in record highs reaching $100 a barrel. Squirrels are not concerned, however.
Surveys show that 85% of squirrels have never even considered driving a car.
“I don’t drive cars. I’ve never driven a car, and don’t plan on driving one any time soon,” said prominent politician Hillary Squirrel. “Not only is it near impossible for squirrels like me to get driver’s licenses, we also just can’t reach the pedals.”