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Tim Squirrelton renounces surrealism in favor of opera

The world-renowned surrealist director Tim Squirrelton has announced that he plans to stop making surreal films and instead wants to write and direct an opera. “It will be about my personal struggles with catnip addiction, but will steer clear of the surrealistic style people know me for,” he said in an interview.

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Desperate House Squirrels picked up for second season

Following low ratings from critics but high ratings from viewers, the reality TV show “Desperate House Squirrels” will have a second season. Filming will begin summer 2016. “I’m very happy,” said lead actress Squirrlie. “I’m just… happy. Like, I don’t know, are there other words for happy? I’m just happy I get more money.”