News / March 8, 2016 Cashew den raided: $4 million in cashews recovered

Police raided a hidden cashew den on Tuesday, recovering more than $4 million in cashew contraband. A spokesperson for the SPD (Squirrel Police Department) said they believe the leader is a squirrel named Al Squapone. His whereabouts are currently unknown.

News / March 8, 2016 Gas prices rising; squirrels say: we don’t drive cars

Gas prices have been rising steadily throughout 2015, culminating in record highs reaching $100 a barrel. Squirrels are not concerned, however. Surveys show that 85% of squirrels have never even considered driving a car. “I don’t drive cars. I’ve never driven a car, and don’t plan on driving one any time soon,” said prominent politician...

News / March 8, 2016 The Scurrying Squirrel—News You Can Use

Sage Advice from Ms. Squirrel Dear Ms. Squirrel: My bank treats me like an account number. I keep hearing that credit unions offer superior service, better rates, and lower fees. I think it’s time to make a change, but change can be scary. Am I nuts to move all of my acorns out of the...

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The Scurrying Squirrel—News You Can Use

Sage Advice from Ms. Squirrel Dear Ms. Squirrel: My bank treats me like an account number. I keep hearing that credit unions offer superior service, better rates, and lower fees. I think it’s time to make a change, but change can be scary. Am I nuts to move all of my acorns out of the…

Benefits for Everyone!
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Benefits for Everyone!

When you’re Head Squirrel, you’ve got so many responsibilities that the stress can cause your whiskers to fall out. Providing benefits to your employed squirrels can be a huge headache and expense, but not when it comes to choosing a credit union. Offering your employees membership in Oak Trust Credit Union is a no-cost benefit….

Gas prices rising; squirrels say: we don’t drive cars
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Gas prices rising; squirrels say: we don’t drive cars

Gas prices have been rising steadily throughout 2015, culminating in record highs reaching $100 a barrel. Squirrels are not concerned, however. Surveys show that 85% of squirrels have never even considered driving a car. “I don’t drive cars. I’ve never driven a car, and don’t plan on driving one any time soon,” said prominent politician…

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The Scurrying Squirrel—News You Can Use

Sage Advice from Ms. Squirrel Dear Ms. Squirrel: My bank treats me like an account number. I keep hearing that credit unions offer superior service, better rates, and lower fees. I think it’s time to make a change, but change can be scary. Am I nuts to move all of my acorns out of the…

Benefits for Everyone!
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Benefits for Everyone!

When you’re Head Squirrel, you’ve got so many responsibilities that the stress can cause your whiskers to fall out. Providing benefits to your employed squirrels can be a huge headache and expense, but not when it comes to choosing a credit union. Offering your employees membership in Oak Trust Credit Union is a no-cost benefit….

Squirrels granted land ownership
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Squirrels granted land ownership

Squirrels have legally been granted the right to own land. “It’s been a long time coming,” said a spokesperson for NUTS (National Unified Trust for Squirrels). “We’ve been lobbying for this since I was a little squirrel.” However, not everyone is pleased with the recent development. “They’re pests!” said one human homeowner. “I mean they…

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First squirrel to be sent to outer space.

NASA has attempted to refute allegations that it has denied squirrels the opportunity to become astronauts. A spokesperson for the NUTS (National Unified Trust for Squirrels) said Friday, “Our goal is to see all squirrels who want to make their mark on extra-terrestrial exploration, at the very least, have the opportunity to pursue their dream.”